is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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