two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just forgot I was standing up.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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