NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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