I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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