there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
accomplished twins. life is a go
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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