just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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