Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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