And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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