First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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