Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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