the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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The feeling are messing with the penis
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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