If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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