hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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