btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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