I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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