If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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