Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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