he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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