No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.