Are we in a gay sports bar?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH