yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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