After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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