I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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