Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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