Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
high people should be assigned attendants
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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