Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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