You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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