My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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