ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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