I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
the condom got lost in my hair
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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