Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I know her cup size but not her name....
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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