Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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