If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
be right there i have to get my cape
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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