if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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