I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
