I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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