singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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