mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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