This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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