My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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