At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'm always down for nudity.
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