3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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