i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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