I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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