So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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