I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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