Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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