dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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