I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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