Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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