I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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