i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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