I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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