so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
