How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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