Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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