summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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