stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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