Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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