found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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